I know, it’s a line from some movie we all saw at one time or another, but still, you must admit, it’s true. I realized something (perhaps it’s better to use the term “come to accept”), Tomer is Tomer, you see, there’s nothing you can do about it – in fact, you had best accept it and consider whatever it is that emerges from the worlds womb as the lesser dread you could have gotten (it could have been a Scottish half fiend, worse, a Scottish half fiend half black dwarf – need I continue?), so as we view the growth of a new baby for Rosemary, we must embrace the good things that happened – which leads me to the next issue.

Phukacha, another thing I learned on Friday, you can always work your way to a man’s heart through his stomach. I don’t think anyone can disagree with the term: “forgiveness via phukacha”…

To close the issue, the first note I passed the modron after the main course simply said, “I guess we forgive her…”

And so we were four, all of a sudden, harmony reigned; there were no bickering and no arguments or harsh tones. Peace on earth… But then, the world took one of Nibbenay’s ribs and made her a counterpart, someone who’ll be there for her when she is bored with the mundane Covenant… but how shall we call her? I know Eve (DUH!), she’ll be witty and beautiful – basically the mother of all fiends… and the squabbling resumed, but as I said before, it could have been far worse…

This next portion of the slightly new and hardly improved article, is tempering an issue we are all aware of, but this time with silken gloves (don’t worry, sterilized gloves – thanks for the clone you made me – the gloves will be gone in time for the next issue) for I know the reason… Why does Yoav play Durtiz the way he does? Simple, he has nothing better to do. I’ve been there and if my word isn’t enough you can ask the giant skull of hatred (“didn’t even tickle me, that pathetic buffoon. Enhanced strength my bony ass!”), or the mighty skeletal knight of death (“Great I have control of him! Now what? He’s useless! I know, I’ll use him to distract his friends!”).

So what do you do when you have nothing? Exactly – you embrace the emptiness…

And now, the moment you’ve all been waiting for, bringing you in syndicated web, the new column of the Debateam©, without further adduce:

Playing a psionicist.

Playing a telepath.

Playing a psionicist who has no access to telepathic skills.

Playing a psionicist who will never ever have access to telepathic skills.

Giving Yoav the option to the play something with any resemblance whatsoever to the psionicist class. Ever again…

Using Solipsism. Creating a door where there was none before, doing something lame without shame.

Using Solipsism. Extending reality to keep your sanity, avoid a mess by gaining an all wall access.

Using Solipsism. Having no wits thus giving us fits, with party members thou shall not temper – for more ask bender.

Using Solipsism. Constructing a way while getting away, bridging an abyss while using imaginary matchsticks.

Allowing Tomer to express his autism by giving him major access to the sphere of thought. Ever again…